January 2010
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America: It’s like Britain, only with buttons.
– Ringo Starr
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The Wizard of Oz
Lion: I'd be brave as a blizzard...
Tinman: I'd be gentle as a lizard...
Scarecrow: I'd be clever as a gizzard...
Dorothy: If the Wizard is a wizard who will serve.
Scarecrow: Then I'm sure to get a brain...
Tinman: A heart...
Dorothy: A home...
Lion: The nerve!
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At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And...
– Salvador Dali
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Amadeus
Katerina: I heard you met Herr Mozart.
Salieri: News travels fast in Vienna.
Katerina: And he's been commissioned to write an opera. Is it true?
Salieri: Yes.
Katerina: Is there a part in it for me?
Salieri: No.
Katerina: How do you know?
Salieri: Do you know where it's set, my dear?
Katerina: No.
Salieri: In a harem.
Katerina: What's that?
Salieri: A brothel!
Katerina: Oh-h-h-h.
Salieri: Come. Let's begin.
Katerina: What does he look like?
Salieri: Mozart? You might be disappointed.
Katerina: Why?
Salieri: Looks and talent don't always go together, Katerina
Katerina: Looks don't concern me, maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.
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Awesome! Can we do the ball thing everyday?
– Tommy Corn - I Heart Huckabees
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